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Christmas Tree Engineering

Submitted by rick on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 16:36

Christmas Tree Engineering. . .

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Let Me See Those Blueprints Again!

Submitted by rick on Sat, 11/01/2008 - 13:27

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What the Owner Wanted

Submitted by rick on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 13:31

One of my favorites -- A perfect illustration of how projects can go awry!

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Understanding Engineers

Submitted by rick on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 12:38

Understanding Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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Puns

Submitted by rick on Tue, 10/28/2008 - 12:29

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

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